JOEL C. ROSENBERG

www.joelrosenberg.com

Thursday, May 15, 2008

ALL EYES ON THE EPICENTER: Bush, Obama, Osama & Dobson are riveted on Israel and Iran. They're not alone.


* Bin Laden vows to fight Israel on 60th anniversary: 'We will continue, God permitting, the fight against the Israelis and their allies,' al-Qaeda leader says in new audio message, 'will not give up a single inch of Palestine as long as there is one true Muslim on earth'
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The eyes of the world are riveted today on Israel, the epicenter of the momentous events that are shaking our world and shaping our future. President Bush delivered an important and controversial address to the Israeli parliament this morning. A few excerpts worth noting: "Some seem to believe we should negotiate with terrorists and radicals, as if some ingenious argument will persuade them they have been wrong all along," the President noted. "We have heard this foolish delusion before. As Nazi tanks crossed into Poland in 1939, an American senator declared: 'Lord, if only I could have talked to Hitler, all of this might have been avoided.' We have an obligation to call this what it is - the false comfort of appeasement, which has been repeatedly discredited by history. Some people suggest that if the United States would just break ties with Israel, all our problems in the Middle East would go away. This is a tired argument that buys into the propaganda of our enemies, and America rejects it utterly. Israel's population may be just over 7 million. But when you confront terror and evil, you are 307 million strong, because America stands with you. America stands with you in breaking up terrorist networks and denying the extremists sanctuary. And America stands with you in firmly opposing Iran's nuclear weapons ambitions. Permitting the world's leading sponsor of terror to possess the world's deadliest weapon would be an unforgivable betrayal of future generations. For the sake of peace, the world must not allow Iran to have a nuclear weapon."....Sen. Barack Obama -- sounding quite defensive, in my judgment -- quickly fired back, though the President did not mention the junior Illinois Senator by name, and may very well have been thinking more of former President Jimmy Carter. "It is sad that President Bush would use a speech to the Knesset on the 6Oth anniversary of Israel's independence to launch a false political attack," Sen. Obama replied. "It is time to turn the page on eight years of policies that have strengthened Iran and failed to secure America or our ally Israel. Instead of tough talk and no action, we need to do what Kennedy, Nixon and Reagan did and use all elements of American power -- including tough, principled, and direct diplomacy - to pressure countries like Iran and Syria. George Bush knows that I have never supported engagement with terrorists, and the President's extraordinary politicization of foreign policy and the politics of fear do nothing to secure the American people or our stalwart ally Israel."....Meanwhile, Dr. James Dobson -- the most-listened-to evangelical Christian on radio anywhere on the planet, with more than 9 million listeners a week in North America alone -- begins the first of two programs on God, evangelicals and Israel. Today, he, author Tom Doyle and I explore the Biblical theology of the miraculous and prophetic rebirth of the modern State of Israel 60 years ago this week, God's everlasting and unconditional love and plan for the Jewish people and all the people of the epicenter, and the prophecies concerning Israel's future. Tomorrow, we will focus on the work of The Joshua Fund, Tom's organization, and some of the ways that evangelical Christians can pray for the people of the epicenter and bless Israel and her neighbors in the name of Jesus. Please tune in on your local Christian radio station, or go to our weblog for a link to listen on-line.....At the same time, hundreds of churches, conferences and radio stations around the country are also focusing on Israel over the next few weeks. This weekend, for example, more than 500 radio stations will be airing the "Epicenter Radio Special," a two-hour broadcast of the major speeches and key moments from the Epicenter Conference we held in Jerusalem last month. Please check local listings, or listen on-line at www.epicenter08.com. On Saturday, May 17, Tim LaHaye and I will address the Southern California Strategic Issues Conference in Los Angeles. My subject will be, "All Eyes on the Epicenter: Russia, Iran and The Future of Israel." On Sunday, May 18, I will will speak on God's plan and purpose for the nation of Israel at Calvary Chapel of Chino Valley, California. On Saturday, May 24, I will have the privilege of serving as the closing night speaker at the "Past, Present & Future Conference" at the Tucson Convention Center in Arizona, before an expected audience of some 10,000 people. The event has been organized by pastors from all over the Tucson metro area. Randy Travis is the headlining musical act. Pastors Skip Heitzig and Robert Furrow will speak the first two nights. I will talk about Bible prophecy, Israel, and how we can know the God who knows the future. For details on any of these events, please check the links below.....Finally, please keep my family, my team, and me in your prayers, if you would, as we have these remarkable opportunities to help millions of people to better understand God's heart for the Israel and her neighbors at this critical moment in world history. Thanks so much.

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

PRES. BUSH IN ISRAEL TO CELEBRATE 60TH: Joel to appear on Dr. Dobson radio show Thurs and Fri to discuss God's love for Israel





Happy Birthday, Israel! Today marks the 60th anniversary of the dramatic rebirth of the modern State of Israel -- on the Western (solar) calendar, anyway. Israelis go by a lunar calendar, so the festivities began last week. President Bush is in the Holy Land today and tomorrow, the second time this year. He has been meeting with President Shimon Peres, Prime Minister Ehud Olmert, and other key Israeli leaders. Tomorrow, he will address a special session of the Knesset, the Israeli parliament. Then, the President heads to Saudi Arabia and a peace summit in Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt. I suspect Mr. Bush may also make a surprise visit to Iraq. Please pray for President Bush’s safety during this important trip. As I write this, a new headline has just hit the wires: “Rocket Hits as Bush Begins Israel Visit.” Excerpts: “A rocket launched from Gaza struck a shopping mall in southern Israel on Wednesday, hours before President Bush, here on a visit to mark the 60th anniversary of Israel’s founding, was to address a major peace conference here called ‘Facing Tomorrow.’ At least three people, two women and a girl, were seriously injured, rescue officials said, according to The Associated Press. Islamic Jihad claimed responsibility.” Please pray for safety and peace for some 500,000 Israelis who live on or near the southern border with Gaza. Pray for the doctors and staff at the Barzilai Medical Center in Ashkelon, the only hospital in the region, as they treat the wounded and those suffering post-traumatic stress disorder. Please also pray that the Lord would give great wisdom and discernment to U.S., Israeli, Palestinian and other regional leaders to know best how to bring about true peace, justice and security to the region – and avoid making the mistakes of the past and falling into traps of the enemy who claim to want peace but actually want to murder Jews and Christians and desecrate the Holy Land. Even as he faces serious corruption charges and the collapse of his coaliton government, Mr. Olmert and his staff seem ready -- even eager -- to give away the strategic Golan Heights, the West Bank (Judea and Samaria) and even divide Jerusalem and allow part of it to become the capital of a Muslim Palestinian state. This would be a grave error, and put more innocent civilians in danger.

FYI: On Monday I made a quick and unexpected trip out to Colorado Springs at the invitation of Focus on the Family. Several colleagues and I spent the afternoon with Dr. James Dobson and his staff discussing recent events in the Middle East and what may be coming up over the horizon. Then Dr. Dobson and I taped two radio programs with our mutual friend Tom Doyle, author of a wonderful book called, Two Nations Under God: Why Should America Care About Israel and the Middle East. Together, we explored the Bible theology of the miraculous and prophetic rebirth of the modern State of Israel 60 years ago this week, God’s everlasting and unconditional love and plan for the Jewish people and all the people of the epicenter, the prophecies concerning Israel's future, the work of The Joshua Fund, and some of the ways that evangelical Christians can pray for the epicenter and bless Israel and her neighbors in the name of Jesus. We also briefly discussed Dead Heat and our mutual prayer that none of it come true, and I gave Dr. Dobson a signed copy. For those who are interested, the Focus on the Family radio shows on Israel will run this Thursday (tomorrow) and Friday. Please tune in on your local Christian radio station, or go to http://www.focusonthefamily.com/ to listen on-line.

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UPDATES: Israel's celebrations were, unfortunately, short-lived. New corruption charges against Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert have calls for his resignation coming from the left-wing of the political spectrum, as well as the right. Meanwhile, Lebanon is going up in flames as Hezbollah appears to mount a coup effort against the pro-Western government. And Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's eschatology is making big news again.
* New York Times: Israel Readying for a Post-Olmert Era
* Reuters: Israel's Olmert admits taking cash but won't quit
* Ynetnews: Olmert must step down over corruption charges, opponents say'A state like Israel, with an existential threat, needs a full-time prime minister,' rightist MK Eldad says following PM's announcement that he will remain in office unless indicted.
* Haaretz: Ahmadinejad: Israel is a 'stinking corpse' doomed to disappear
* Washington Post: Coverage of growing controversy over Ahmadinejad's eschatology (end times theology)
* AFP: Lebanon in turmoil as Hezbollah takes west Beirut -- country "dangerously close to all-out civil war."
* The (UK) Sun: Burma death toll worse than tsunami -- 200,000 dead, but number could rise to 500,000
* AFP: Nuclear missiles parade across Red Square
* Russia Today: Video clip on You Tube of Russia's military resurgence on "Victory Day"

Thursday, May 08, 2008

60 WAYS TO BLESS ISRAEL AT 60


Israel turns 60 today on the Jewish calendar. The Joshua Fund team salutes the brave men and women whom God brought back to the Holy Land to fulfill the prophecies of Ezekiel 36 & 37 -- to rebuild the ancient ruins, make the deserts bloom, create an "exceedingly great army" and forge a homeland to protect and defend the Jewish people from all enemies, foreign and domestic. We also salute all those Jews, Christians and other "righteous Gentiles" in the U.S. and around the world who have shown unconditional love and unwavering support to Israel in the face of tremendous opposition. Last month The Joshua Fund gathered 2,000 Christian and Jewish leaders at the international convention center in Jerusalem for the inaugural "Epicenter Conference." We celebrated Israel's birthday, examined the threats facing her at present from radical Islam, and discussed ways Christians could bless Israel at this critical hour. Out of that conference came "60 Ways To Bless Israel At 60." We hope you will be moved to pursue some of these ways in the days and weeks ahead.
  1. Help provide brand new backpacks and school supplies for needy Israeli school children. The Joshua Fund has committed $100,000 to this project, working with Jewish and Christian allies in Israel. The backpacks need to be purchased soon and in bulk to get the best prices. They will be distributed in September, when the new school year begins. Would you consider signing up to make a monthly donation to The Joshua Fund of $25, $40 or $60? All donations are tax deductible. For more information on how to make contributions by mail -- or by secure on-line credit card transactions -- please click here.
  2. Stock one bomb shelter in northern Israel with food, water, a first aid kit, other emergency supplies and a secure storage locker. There are currently some 5,500 bomb shelters that need to be urgently stocked with supplies before the next war. The Joshua Fund is currently raising funds to stock 100 as soon as possible. Cost per bomb shelter: $5,500.
  3. Provide one ton of food to care for needy families in northern Israel who were hit by 4,000 rockets and missiles during the 2006 war with Hezbollah. These families are still recovering from that war. Many live on less than $500 a month. And food prices are rising in Israel, as they are around the globe. Every month, therefore, The Joshua Fund pays for about 10 tons of food to be purchased by one of our allies in Israel, distributed to the needy in the north, as well as stockpiled for the next war. Cost: $2,500 per ton.
  4. Help purchase desperately needed medical equipment such as respirators, ventilators, operating room lamps, mobile x-ray machines and the like for under-funded regional hospitals in Israel. At the request of hospital administrators, The Joshua Fund has adopted the Barzilai Medical Center in the southern Israeli city of Ashkelon to help them raise funds for such equipment. Barzilai is the only hospital and trauma center serving the 500,000 Israelis living near the Gaza border and facing a nearly constant barrage of rockets, missiles and mortars. They are doing heroic work, but they do need our help. Cost: Some of this equipment is very costly, averaging between $20,000 to $80,000 each. A donation of $5,000 would help significantly towards meeting these vital needs.
  5. Help provide food baskets to needy families in Jerusalem on Jewish holidays. Working with our local allies, The Joshua Fund recently helped finance the distribution of 680 food baskets to needy Israeli families for Passover.
  6. Provide food, blankets, wheelchairs and other assistance to Holocaust victims in Israel, many of whom tragically live at or below the poverty level, even within the Jewish State.
  7. Help care for the homeless in Israel.
  8. Help finance soup kitchens in Israel.
  9. Help care for Sudanese refugees in Israel.
  10. Help provide blankets and heaters for the elderly in Israel during the cold winter months, since many do not have -- or cannot afford -- central heating.
  11. Help finance the purchase of vans for Israeli organizations that distribute humanitarian aid so they can get supplies to the people that need them most in a more efficient manner. The Joshua Fund is involved in all these areas of relief work -- caring for Holocaust victims, the homeless, refugees, and others -- and we would be honored to get you involved in funding critically important projects such as these.
  12. Track daily news coverage of Israel in English through The Jerusalem Post.
  13. Track daily news coverage of Israel in English through Ynetnews.com.
  14. Track daily news coverage of Israel in English through Haaretz, one of the leading papers in Jerusalem.
  15. Track the latest statements and interviews by radical Islamic fanatics -- translated into English -- at the website of the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI).
  16. Become a faithful prayer partner for Israel and her neighbors. The Joshua Fund is looking for 100,000 partners to sign up for free "Flash Traffic" email alerts that include analysis and commentary on events and trends in Israel and the epicenter, Joshua Fund project updates, and prayer requests. More than 52,000 people from all over the world have joined already. You can join the team by clicking here.
  17. Take your family on a tour of Israel.
  18. Join us on a future Joshua Fund "Prayer & Vision Trip" to Israel.
  19. Take Hebrew classes for the summer at your local Jewish Community Center.
  20. Make friends with a local Rabbi, find ways to bless the synagogue he runs, and discuss ways to bless Israel together.
  21. Learn more about the Israeli economy and business opportunities through the Federation of Israeli Chambers of Commerce.
  22. Consider investing in Israeli companies listed on the New York Stock Exchange with the help of knowlegeable, qualified financial advisors.
  23. Consider investing in Israeli high tech companies listed on Nasdaq with the help of knowledgeable, qualified financial advisors.
  24. Carve out 30 minutes a day to study the Bible, focusing on God's love and plan for the Jewish people and the nation of Israel.
  25. Carve out 15 minutes a day to pray for peace in Jerusalem (Psalm 122:6)
  26. Learn more about efforts by Israeli and international politicians to divide Jerusalem, and why this would be such a disaster, by visiting Natan Sharansky's organization, OneJerusalem.org.
  27. Sign the One Jerusalem petition to keep Jerusalem the eternal, undivided capital of the Jewish State.
  28. Pray daily for peace on Israel's southern border with Gaza.
  29. Pray daily for peace on Israel's northern borders with Lebanon and Syria.
  30. Pray daily for regime change to come soon in Iran to a moderate, pro-Western, democratic government that will abandon President Ahmadinejad's nuclear ambitions and live at peace with Israel and her neighbors.
  31. Pray daily for wisdom for Israeli, American and NATO leaders to know how to prevent Iran from developing nuclear weapons.
  32. As new elections approach in Israel, Pray for the Lord to raise up leaders like "the men of Issachar, who understood the times and knew what Israel should do" (I Chronicles 12:32, NIV).
  33. Pray that a truly just, fair, and compassionate peace treaty could be forged soon between Israel and Lebanon.
  34. Pray that a truly just, fair and compassionate peace treaty could be forged soon between Israel and Syria.
  35. Pray for new leaders to emerge in the West Bank and Gaza who truly oppose violence against Israel, have the courage and ability to hunt down and imprison Palestinian terrorists, are dedicated to preventing Iran and al-Qaeda from seizing effective control of these disputed territories, and will work tirelessly to stop the incitement of children against the Jewish people in the Palestinian schools and refugee camps.
  36. Pray that a truly just, fair and compassionate peace treaty could be forged soon between Israel and the Palestinians, one that would give the Palestinians true autonomy in the West Bank and Gaza to run their own lives, lead their own government, and have full human rights, civil rights, freedom of religion and freedom of the press, without threatening Israel.
  37. Pray that U.S., European and U.N. leaders would stop pressuring Israel to make unwise concessions in the peace process.
  38. Pray that the U.N. would start fully enforcing the Security Resolutions that ended the Second Lebanon War in 2006, notably by disarming Hezbollah and other militias in the region.
  39. Pray for followers of Jesus in the land of Israel that they would draw even closer to the Lord who loves them and gave Himself for them, have courage to love their neighbors and their enemies, be a light in the land, be a true blessing to all those in Israel, and "preach good news to the poor" as instructed by the Hebrew Prophet Isaiah (in chapter 61) and exemplified by Jesus in the gospels.
  40. Pray for the followers of Jesus in the West Bank and Gaza that they would also draw close to the Lord who loves them, have courage in the face of opposition, be able to love their neighbors and their enemies, be a light in the land, and be willing and able to preach the good news to all who would listen.
  41. Pray for all the people of the epicenter to find true hope, peace, forgiveness and reconciliation through faith in Jesus the Messiah, and that Jewish and Arab followers of Jesus in the Holy Land would be wonderful models of true reconciliation, would become dear friends with each other and worship the Lord and pray together in the unity the Scriptures command.
  42. Pray for evangelical Christians around the world to LEARN more about God's plan and purpose for the people of the epicenter.
  43. Pray for evangelical Christians around the world to PRAY for knowlegeably and consistently for the people of Israel and the epicenter.
  44. Pray for evangelical Christians around the world to GIVE generously and cheerfully to organizations that bless Israel.
  45. Pray for evangelical Christians around the world to GO visit Israel and bring many with them, both as tourists and as prayer allies for the Jewish and Palestinian people of the region.
  46. Visit the Holocaust Museum in Washington, D.C.
  47. Learn about Jewish holidays such as Passover, Purim and Hannukah and celebrate them with friends and family.
  48. Read A History of The Jews by renowned historian Paul Johnson.
  49. Teach a Bible study or Sunday School class about the history of the Jewish people, including Scriptures such as Genesis 12:1-3, in which God says He will bless those who bless Israel, and curse those who curse Israel.
  50. Read From Beirut To Jerusalem by New York Times correspondent and columnist Thomas L. Friedman, one of my all-time favorite books about the Arab-Israeli conflict.
  51. Learn more about how important evangelical Christians were to the establishment and development of the modern State of Israel by reading Standing With Israel: Why Christians Support The Jewish State by David Brog.
  52. Read Two Nations Under God: Why Should America Care About Israel and the Middle East, an excellent primer written by my friend Tom Doyle.
  53. Learn more about God's plan and purpose for Israel and her neighbors, and how Bible prophecy is being fulfilled even as we speak, by reading Epicenter: Why The Current Rumblings in the Middle East Will Change Your Future.
  54. Host a book club discussion about Israel -- or host a small group Bible study in your home about the future of the Jewish State -- using the Epicenter Study Guide, to be released in June.
  55. Consider showing the Epicenter documentary film on DVD at your church, or to your book club, home fellowship group, or small group Bible study.
  56. Organize and run a Joshua Fund event at your church, school, synagogue, or club to raise funds to bless the poor and needy in Israel and Israeli victims of war and terrorism. All kinds of events are possible, including: banquets, car washes, bake sales, golf tournaments, silent auctions, Bible memorization contests, and candy sales, just to name a few.
  57. Ask your pastor to host a Day of Prayer for Israel at your church once a year.
  58. Call into a local talk radio show and defend Israel and the Jewish people when you hear anti-Israel or anti-Semitic comments.
  59. Attend a future Epicenter Conference and track with the latest developments in Israel and the Middle East.
  60. Invite speakers to their churches and conferences to talk about how to bless Israel and her neighbors and to share what God is doing in the Middle East today.

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

IRAN CLERICS REBUKE AHMADINEJAD OVER "HIDDEN IMAM"


Excerpts from an Agence France Presse story: "Clerics have told President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to stick to more worldly issues after he was quoted as saying the 'hidden imam' of Shiite Islam was directing Iran. Ahmadinejad has always been a devotee of the Mahdi, the twelfth imam of Shiite Islam, who Shiites believe disappeared more than a thousand years ago and who will return one day to usher in a new era of peace and harmony. But in a speech to theology students broadcast by state television on Monday, Ahmadinejad went further than ever before in emphasising his belief that the Mahdi is playing a critical role in Iran's day-to-day politics. 'The Imam Mahdi is in charge of the world and we see his hand directing all the affairs of the country,' he said in the speech, which appears to date from last month but has only now been broadcast. 'We must solve Iran's internal problems as quickly as possible. Time is lacking. A movement has started for us to occupy ourselves with our global responsibilities, which are arriving with great speed.' Two leading clerics retorted that Ahmadinejad would be better off concentrating on Iran's social problems -- most notably its double-digit inflation -- than indulging in such mystical rhetoric. 'If Ahmadinejad wants to say that the hidden imam is supporting the decisions of the government, it is not true,' sniped Gholam Reza Mesbahi Moghadam, the spokesman of the conservative Association of Combatant Clerics. 'For sure, the hidden imam does not approve of inflation of 20 percent, the high cost of living and numerous other errors,' he said, according to the Kargozaran daily. Ali Asghari, a member of the conservative Hezbollah faction in parliament, told the president not to link the management of the country to the imam. 'Ahmadinejad would do better to worry about social problems like inflation ... and other terrestrial affairs.'.....Since becoming president in 2005, Ahmadinejad has repeatedly stated that his government is paving the way for the return of the Mahdi and chided his foes for not believing that his return is imminent."

AS ISRAEL MARKS MEMORIAL DAY, IRAN CLOSES IN ON TECHNOLOGY TO ANNIHILATE HER, WHILE IN MOSCOW PUTIN & MEDVEDEV SHARE POWER, SORT OF




22,347....That's how many Israelis have been killed by war and terrorism since 1948. Today, sirens wailed for two minutes throughout the Jewish State and flags were flown at half mast, bringing the country to a standstill to mark Memorial Day and honor of those who have given their lives to create and defend modern Israel. Today is a day of mourning. Tomorrow will be a day of celebration, marking the 60th anniversary of the dramatic, prophetic rebirth of Israel. (The Jewish calendar is different from the Western calendar, on which May 14th is the 60th anniversary)...."This special day wipes away our divisions. The feeling of unity and shared destiny is stronger than ever," Prime Minister Ehud Olmert said in a ceremony at Mount Herzl, the country's national military cemetery. "Memorial Day is a sad day, but free of any disagreements and very Israeli."....The Prime Minister's comments notwithstanding, Israel at 60 is actually deeply divided -- between those who see and properly appreciate the existential threats they face from Iran, Syria, Hezbollah and Hamas, and those like Mr. Olmert who believe Israel should give away the Golan Heights, the West Bank and even half of Jerusalem to people like Bashar Assad, Abu Mazen, and Khaled Masha'al. If that weren't enough, Mr. Olmert faces an aggressive corruption investigation that threatens to topple his government this year....Latest headline in the epicenter: Israel: Iran could have nukes by '09....Meanwhile, due north in Moscow, Dmitry Medvedev was officially sworn in today as Russia's new President. Two hours later, Medvedev officially named Mr. Putin Russia's new Prime Minister. Will this Putin-Medvedev partnership be a dynamic duo for peace, or a diabolical duo for war? Will they expand democracy, and free markets, and protect freedom of religion in Russia, and seek peaceful and cooperative relations with NATO and the West? Or will they continue to silence their political opponents, critical journalists, and emerging evangelical Christian churches? Will they continue to arm our worst enemies, and Israel's? Will they continue to build alliances with radical Islamic leaders and nation states? Will they continue to build up offensive military capabilities and directly threaten Russia's neighbors, such as Georgia, whose leaders fear an imminent war with Russia? Will they threaten to cut off oil and gas supplies for Europe unless the E.U. accedes to their wishes on a wide range of critical policy issues? Will they be the leaders who eventually seek a direct confrontation with Israel, as the Bible says will happen in the "last days." Time will tell, but I must be honest: I am not optimistic. I fear Russia is about to go from bad to worse, and most of the West is sleeping.

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

DEAD HEAT HITS #7 ON WALL STREET JOURNAL HARDCOVER FICTION BEST-SELLER LIST

* Dead Heat hit #7 this week on the Wall Street Journal hardcover fiction bestseller list, for the week ending May 1st.

* Dead Heat will hit #8 next week on the New York Times hardcover fiction bestseller list, rising from #19 the week before.

* Dead Heat is #9 on Publishers Weekly bestseller list for May 1st.

Thanks so much to all of you who are reading and enjoying this novel, and thanks, too, for all your emails of support and encouragement. God bless you.

WHAT IS NEXT FOR PUTIN? Medvedev to become President Wednesday



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Russian President Vladimir Putin ordered hundreds of state-of-the-art tanks, fighter jets and ballistic missiles to be paraded through Red Square last Friday, a chilling signal to Russia's neighbors and enemies, though Putin insists he bears no evil intent...."This is not sabre-rattling," Putin told reporters ahead of Russia's traditional Victory Day parade. "We are not threatening anyone and don't plan to.".....Oh really? Why then is Russia selling billions of dollars of weapons -- including missiles, fighter jets, submarines, nuclear technology and enriched uranium -- to Israel's enemies, and ours? Why is Russia building strategic alliances with enemies like Iran, Libya, Sudan and Syria? Why has Russia repeatedly threatened neighbors like Georgia and Ukraine? [latest headline: "Georgia says 'very close' to war with Russia"] Why is Russia building vast new military and political alliances in Central Asia and Far East Asia?....On Wednesday, May 7th, Putin will ostensibly hand over the reigns of the presidency to Dmitry Medvedev, the baby-faced former law professor whom Putin hand-picked and personally anointed to take his place as president. But it seems unlikely that Putin will actually give up much -- if any -- real political power. [latest headline: "Medvedev is Russian president, but who's in charge?"] Putin says he plans on ascending to the role of Prime Minister. In the past, that has been a less powerful position, but in Putin's hands I expect it to become a vastly more powerful role. As I have written in the past, Putin seems intent on fashioning himself as the new Czar of Russia. He is centralizing power and wealth unto himself. He is silencing political and religious opposition. He is rebuilding the offensive capabilities of the Russian military. And he seems to be itching for a military adventure of some kind, an opportunity to show Russia's new might and reclaim the glory of Mother Russia. No wonder he has triggered the following headlines:
CZAR VLADIMIR
CBS News.com, October 3, 2007

CZAR VLADIMIR
New York Post, October 7, 2007

PUTIN, THE CZAR
Pravda (Moscow), November 26, 2007

CZAR PUTIN
CNN Special Report, November 20, 2007

PUTIN FOR CZAR?
Khaleej Times (Dubai), December 2, 2007

A CZAR IN THE MAKING:
The Cold War is dead, but Vladimir Putin is very much with us
Air Force Magazine, December 2007

And let us not forget that on December 4, 2007, Time magazine named Putin its “Person of the Year.” The title of the cover story that followed? “A TSAR IS BORN.”....Now, could Medvedev eventually find a way to ice his benefactor out of the way and seize full control of Russia himself? It is conceivable, perhaps, but as of this writing seems unlikely. For starters, Medvedev is in every way Putin’s junior. He is twelve years younger that Putin, just 42 at the time of his “landslide” victory in a rigged (read: sham) election in March 2008. Medvedev is three inches shorter than his mentor, clocking in at 5’4” as compared to Putin’s already diminutive 5’7”. What’s more, while Medvedev has spent the last several years running Gazprom for Putin – the behemoth state-run gas monopoly that supplies 30% of Europe’s gas and has a market capitalization of $345 billion – he has precious little experience in the cut-throat, winner-take-all worlds of FSB intelligence or Kremlin palace politics.....Then, of course, no sooner did Putin select Medvedev for the job of president than his puppet blurted out that Putin would and should run the country anyway. “In order to stay on this path [of foreign and economic policy strength], it is not enough to elect a new president who shares this ideology,” Medvedev told reporters. “It is not less important to maintain the efficiency of the team formed by the incumbent president. That is why I find it extremely important for our country to keep Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin at the most important position in the executive power, at the post of the chairman of the government.”....Putin, for his part, has made no bones about how long he plans to stay in power or whether he will be subservient to Medvedev. “I formulated the objectives for the development of Russia from 2010 to 2020,” Putin has told reporters, and “if I see that I can realize these goals in this position [of Prime Minister], then I will work as long as this is possible.” When asked if he will hang President Medvedev’s portrait in his office? “I do not have to bow to [Medvedev's] portraits,” Putin stated without apparent humor....One area to keep an eye on: Putin has been working quietly but steadily in recent years on creating a merger between Russia and neighboring Belarus. Is it possible that Putin could turn himself into a Czar of a new Russian-Belarus superstate? Or is this just a head-fake for a larger, even more ambitious power grab?...."One of Putin's main characteristics is to never disclose his plan until the last moment," says Fyodor Lukyanov, editor of Russia in Global Affairs, a foreign policy journal. "He allows all sorts of misimpressions to thrive, while he bides his time and decides what he wants to do." Developing....
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* Dead Heat: A Novel (40% off at Amazon)
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Thursday, May 01, 2008

ARABS BUILDING NEW "TOWER OF BABEL": Plus, amusement park to be built in Baghdad


The Burj Tower is currently under construction in the United Arab Emirates. When completed, it will be the world's tallest building, at nearly half a mile high. But an engineering company in Wales says it has been retained to build an even bigger structure, a new Tower of Babel. Executives say the "Mile High Tower" in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, will be at least 5,250 feet high. Meanwhile, the Russian press is reporting plans for a two mile high skyscraper in Moscow known as "The Ultima Tower," complete with "parks, gardens, artificial rivers and hills, apartment houses, schools, kindergartens and countless stores...built inside the tower." How soon will it be before engineers announce plans to build a structure like this in Iraq, or in the City of Babylon itself? As I write in Epicenter, Iraqi officials are currently developing plans to build the new city of Babylon into a modern, cosmopolitan city, picking up on the reconstruction efforts begun in the early 1980s by Saddam Hussein. Those plans include an amusement park and a Holiday Inn. Iraq's Finance Minister told me on the record for Epicenter that in the near future, he expects "cultural tourism" to be the second largest revenue producer for Iraq, after oil exports. For many, it many seem hard to believe that millions of tourists would ever flock to Iraq for "cultural tourism." But consider these headlines last week: 1) 'Disneyland' Comes to Baghdad With Multi-million Pound Entertainment Park; 2) "U.S. Company Building Amusement Park in Baghdad." That's right. "A California company is working to turn a 50-acre swath of land in Baghdad into an amusement park, complete with rides, a skateboard park, a zoo, a concert theater and a museum, according to a report in the Thursday edition of the Times of London....'There is a shortage of entertainment in the city. Cinemas can’t open. Playgrounds can’t open. The fun park is badly needed for Baghdad. Children don’t have any opportunities to enjoy their childhood,' said Ali al-Dabbagh, spokesman for the Baghdad municipal government. The project will cost $500 million and will be managed by Iraqis, The Times reports. Under the terms of the lease, Werner will retain exclusive rights to housing and hotel developments, which he says will be both culturally sensitive and enormously profitable." For those who are curious, this is all completely consistent with Bible prophecies that indicate in Revelation 18 and elsewhere that Iraq/Babylon will be incredibly wealthy and prosperous in the "last days" and a magnet for commerce by merchants from all over the world. Such unprecedented wealth won't be possible unless Iraq becomes peaceful. So expect Iraq's security situation to improve over the next few years. Expect more multi-national companies to start doing business -- big business -- in Iraq. It may seem unbelievable now. But soon enough, it will be a reality.
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Monday, April 28, 2008

CNN HEADLINE NEWS DEVOTES ONE-HOUR PRIME TIME SPECIAL TO "DEAD HEAT," GEOPOLITICS, AND BIBLE PROPHECY


Well, it was a fascinating week. Hard to summarize, but fascinating, to say the least. Glenn Beck of CNN Headline News had me on his program every night last week to discuss geopolitical events in light of Bible prophecy. Then on Friday, he had me on for a one-hour, prime time special entitled, "Honest Questions About The End of Days." He asked great questions -- tough, but fair. He admitted he would probably be a lot more popular if he had me on his show to mock me. But he was honestly curious. I think he, like many in the U.S. and around the world, increasingly sees events accelerating in the Middle East that simply do not make sense if they are viewed only through political or economic lenses. He wants answers. And there aren't many around offering the Bible as a credible sources of answers. There are certainly others more knowledgeable and academically trained to discuss Mideast events in light of Bible prophecy than me. But it was an honor to answer Glenn's questions as best I could. For those who watched, I hoped it was as intriguing and fun for you as it was for Glenn and me. For those who weren't able to see the broadcast, here is the full transcript.

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TRANSCRIPT FROM "THE GLENN BECK SHOW"
CNN Headline News
"Honest Questions about the End of Days"
April 25, 2008

GLENN BECK, HOST (voice-over): Hillary Clinton says she will retaliate with force against Iran if they attack Israel. Then Russian President Vladimir Putin embraces one religion. Jimmy Carter meets with Hamas to forge Middle East peace.

JIMMY CARTER, FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: If there is success between Abu Mazen and the prime minister of Israel...

BECK: Could these current world events be signs that we`re closer to the end of days? Author Joel Rosenberg, hailed as a modern Nostradamus, has a new book out. It`s called "Dead Heat." It takes you inside a presidential race and asks what role, if any, does the U.S. play in the last days? It may be fiction, but tonight it will seem a little more real. Tonight, honest questions about the end of days, with Joel Rosenberg for the full hour. (END VIDEOTAPE)

BECK: Well, hello, America. I -- it`s one of these shows that -- I mean, this puts me into Crazytown. It really does. I want to spend a full hour with you talking about stuff that people just don`t talk about. You know? Because the people who talk about it and think, jeez, some of these things look familiar in the news today. Could we be at the end of the day? You know, or end of days? The chaos in the world looks eerily familiar. And somebody who has written about current events in his novels and knows how it relates to Bible prophecy is Joel Rosenberg. He is the founder of The Joshua Fund and author of "Dead Heat," a work of fiction that veers scarily close to fact, I think. In fact, let me just give some of the -- some of the things that you have not really -- you wouldn`t call these predictions. I mean, you`re not Nostradamus.

JOEL ROSENBERG, AUTHOR, "DEAD HEAT": No.

BECK: Yes, you`re just -- you`re writing about them because they make sense, right?

ROSENBERG: Right.

BECK: You have written -- about nine months before 9/11, you said -- you wrote a story that had a kamikaze plane attack on a U.S. city. Five months before there was actual war with Iraq, you had a story line that included war with Saddam. Arabian leader vowing to annihilate Israel and Russia and Iran forming an unprecedented military alliance, this one happened the date of publishing the book. Right?

ROSENBERG: Right.

BECK: And I know what books are like. I mean, I`ve got a book coming out this Christmas. It`s due next week.

ROSENBERG: Absolutely.

BECK: The death of Yasser Arafat, radical Islamic terrorist, trying to seize the West Bank and Gaza. Thirteen months later, Arafat was dead and that`s exactly what they did. Does it ever spook you that...?

ROSENBERG: It does. I don`t know what you`re going to say. But yes.

BECK: You know, it must spook you that you -- you feel like, this is the logical thing. If I know prophecy and, this should happen. And you write about it. And then it does.

ROSENBERG: Yes. Because when people say, "You`re basing your political thrillers on Bible prophecy." But, Yasser Arafat isn`t mentioned in Bible prophecy.

BECK: Right.

ROSENBERG: Saddam Hussein isn`t; kamikazes aren`t. No, that`s true. So I start with end-times Bible prophecies and I say, "OK, these are things we know. Now let`s back them up and say what`s a plausible geopolitical scenario that gets us from where we are today..."

BECK: Sure.

ROSENBERG: "... to where these prophecies are?" And then I just do some guess work. I mean, I`m not trying to predict it. This is the way it`s going to happen. I`m just saying this is a way it could happen. Because I think a good political thriller starts with "what if"? What if these events the Bible says will happen, happens in our lifetime?

BECK: I don`t know if you`ve ever heard of a guy named Vilakovsky, but he was a discredited scientist, you know, some of it wrongly so, back in the 30s and 40s. And what he did was he said, "Let`s stop dismissing the Bible. Why don`t we look at the scriptures, sacred scriptures from all over the world. Instead of saying, he couldn`t have parted the Red Sea, why don`t we look for natural causes that may have caused those things? Was there anything else that was happening on the planet at the same time in somebody else`s religious scripture that might tie into these things?" And I think that`s the problem with scriptures. So many people just dismiss it. Oh, well that`s nothing but, you know, spooky stuff or whatever. They dismiss it. Instead of saying, "OK, I read Revelations, I read Ezekiel," they were describing it in the terms that they understood at the time.

ROSENBERG: Right.

BECK: So what could cause those things today? And unfortunately, today there`s a lot of those things.

ROSENBERG: There certainly are.

BECK: That are coming our way. And it`s the -- is it the first time really -- people have been talking about this for 2,000 years. The first time, really, that we can say -- a lot of the big ones are now in play?

ROSENBERG: Absolutely. You know, we say on Passover, why is this night different from all other nights? And people ask me, "Joel, why is this period of history different from all other periods of history?" I mean, Jesus said, "In the last days there will be wars, rumors of wars, earthquakes, famine." We`ve had that for all of the last 2,000 years. So why is this period different? And the answer is Israel. The only document on the face of the planet that said Israel would be reborn as a country in the last days and Jews would re-gather into the holy land after centuries of exile, was the Bible. And this Bible prophecy, most people in the world didn`t believe it. Actually, many Christians didn`t even believe it. It`s a whole replacement theology that got developed. God was done with the Jews. But May 14, 1948, almost exactly 60 years ago, Israel was reborn. And now we`ve got a situation that makes this period of history different, because Israel is what Bible scholars call the super sign. The fact that it has been reborn sets into motion all of the other prophecies.

BECK: Right. You know the reason why I like you, Joel, is you`re normal. You`re a political guy. Your background was much more political. You`re not a Bible-thumping preacher or anything like that, right? What made you turn? What...

ROSENBERG: It wasn`t easy. I mean, first of all, failure. I had helped a lot of political candidates lose their elections. Helped Steve Forbes lose twice. You know, I was on former Israeli prime minister, Benjamin Netanyahu`s, "comeback" campaign team in 2000.

BECK: You were good.

ROSENBERG: Oh, yes. I worked for Natan Sharansky, the former deputy prime minister of Israel. He got so frustrated with politics he just retired completely. So after that, I said to myself, "All right. I need to do something else with my life." I had two tracks in my life, and I kept them separate. I had my political track. And I had my interest as an evangelical Christian studying Bible prophecy. My father`s family was orthodox Jewish and escaped out of Russia. My mother`s side is Gentile, English. But because of that Jewish background, because of my interest in the scriptures, and because Saddam Hussein in 1990 was invading Kuwait, and Babylon, that country was suddenly in the news again after thousand of years of not being in the news, all of these things were happening in two separate tracts. Once I kind of got -- went through political detox -- I`m out, I`m clean. I`m going to do something else with my life.

BECK: Right.

ROSENBERG: I said, what do I really love? What I really love or I`m fascinated with is Bible prophecy and how it could come true in my lifetime. Since we`ve seen Israel come true -- come to pass, and since Jews are returning to the holy land. And I thought, you know what? People say write the novel that you know. That`s not really true. I think you should write the novel where you live in your mind. Where I lived in my mind was "what if?" What if in my lifetime or the lifetime of my children this could happen? What would it look like? What would it feel like? Would I and my wife and kids have the courage to go through it?

BECK: When you first started writing it, then, was it more of a "what if" -- was it fiction? And now it`s more of -- don`t want to put words in your mouth -- more of a watchman on the wall kind of a Ezekiel 34 kind of thing?

ROSENBERG: It has accelerated into the second point, for sure. What happened was this prophecy of Ezekiel 38 and 39, where Russia will form an alliance with Iran and Libya and these other countries in the last days. I`d always been fascinated with that. But I was on a plane from Washington, D.C., to New York City in the fall of 2000 with Natan Sharansky, the former deputy prime minister of Israel. And while we were chatting, I said to him -- we got chatting, and he said -- he started telling me the story of how, when Benjamin Netanyahu was the prime minister and Sharansky was a cabinet minister, Netanyahu sent him to Russia to meet with then KGB chief Vladimir Putin to talk about the threat of Russia selling nuclear technology and weapons to countries like Iran and Iraq. And that Netanyahu as prime minister was worried about a Russian-Iranian alliance, in particular. Well, here is my political track. I`m just helping Sharansky get his message out. But now suddenly my prophetic side kind of clicked in. And I don`t mean I`m a prophet. I mean that -- my interest in prophecy. And I thought, "Wait a minute. Did he just say that the prime minister of Israel is getting worried about a Russian-Iranian military alliance? Because that has never happened in 2,500 years." And when that...

BECK: That`s Gog and Magog.

ROSENBERG: That`s Gog and Magog. That`s Ezekiel 38 and 39, which I thought for many years, I believe it`s going to be true. But that must be 1,000 years off. I mean, it`s not close to happening back in the 1990s when the Soviet Union was collapsing. And that moment on that plane on the way to New York City, I began to think, "Wait a minute."

BECK: OK.

ROSENBERG: I might be living in a time where this could accelerate. I want to write a novel that looks at how this could play out.

BECK: OK. When we come back, we`re going to do a couple of things. We`re going to take you through the news of the day. We`re going to talk to you all about, you know, food and crisis, and political leaders, and what things might actually be coming our way. And what plays into the end of days. All this week, by the way, Joel has been writing exclusive articles for the end of days, only available in my free daily e-mail newsletter. You can go over to GlennBeck.com and sign up. Get your free copy today at GlennBeck.com. (COMMERCIAL BREAK)

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SEN. HILLARY CLINTON (D-NY), PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE: Well, the question was, if Iran were to launch a nuclear attack on Israel, what would our response be? And I want the Iranians to know that, if I`m the president, we will attack Iran. We would be able to totally obliterate them. That`s a terrible thing to say, but those people who run Iran need to understand that. Because that perhaps will deter them from doing something that would be reckless, foolish and tragic. (END VIDEO CLIP)

BECK: Continuing our conversation on end of -- on the end of days. And, you know, I know a lot of people are like, "Oh, jeez." This is really something you should listen to. Author Joel Rosenberg grounds his stuff in reality that is important and accurate. And that statement, Joel, we talked earlier this week -- that statement by Hillary Clinton is -- it shows, it demonstrates what so many people don`t understand. Ahmadinejad -- correct me if I`m wrong -- and the leadership, not the people but the leadership of Iran would almost welcome us to vaporize all of Iran, because it would fulfill their end-times prophecy that the Great Satan, known as us, just slaughters Muslims wholesale, right?

ROSENBERG: And vice versa. The -- Ahmadinejad is not a Soviet or Chinese leader who is a megalomaniac, maniacal dictator, but who wants to preserve his own skin because he doesn`t believe in an afterlife.

BECK: Right.

ROSENBERG: No. Ahmadinejad is a Shiite, Islamic fascist. He`s a Shiite Islamic fanatic. And what he believes is that you have -- his mission to create the conditions of global carnage and chaos. And into that -- that mass annihilation of Jews and Christians will come the Islamic messiah known as the Mahdi. So when somebody says, "Look, if you nuke Israel, we`ll nuke you back." First of all, he thinks, "Good. That would create the conditions in which the messiah would come."

BECK: Right.

ROSENBERG: I also believe he believes that he was just chosen. You know, if he dies he`s going to spend eternity with 72 virgins, he believes. And he doesn`t think he`s going to die. He thinks he`s going to live. Because he thinks history is with him, that the wind is at his back. And that`s what makes him dangerous. That`s what makes him undeterrable. How do you deter someone who believes it`s his God-given mission to annihilate the United States and Israel and Judeo-Christian civilization as we know it? That`s not like the Soviet era.

BECK: Right. The 12-ers -- and my head hurt -- like a year`s worth of research on all of this stuff to try to understand their theology. He`s a 12-er.

ROSENBERG: Yes, he is.

BECK: Which means that he believes in the 12 -- the coming of the 12th imam. These people were so dangerous -- correct me if I`m wrong -- that the Ayatollah Khomeini said, "Kill all the 12-ers. Get them out. I don`t want them in government. I don`t want them anywhere." And they went underground for a while.

ROSENBERG: It was a cult.

BECK: Yes.

ROSENBERG: It was banned, because -- because Khomeini`s belief was you create paradise on earth.

BECK: Right.

ROSENBERG: Ahmadinejad and the 12-ers believe, no, no, you create chaos on earth and then paradise comes.

BECK: If I may explain this, again, in Christian terms. What that -- what this is, is we`ve all read about the tribulation. If you`re a Christian you`ve read about the tribulation. A 12-er`s perspective is -- well, Jesus comes at the end of the tribulation, and it`s only seven years, so let`s create the tribulation period. Let`s get it going. So seven years later Jesus is here.

ROSENBERG: Right.

BECK: Right?

ROSENBERG: Right. Christians know it`s going to happen, but you certainly don`t want to encourage it. It`s the worst-case scenario.

BECK: Jesus, if you`re watching, you can wait.

ROSENBERG: That`s right. Well, that`s right. And that`s what -- that`s what Senator Clinton misunderstands. She fundamentally misunderstands the nature of this particular regime, because it`s unlike any other regime in Iran`s history. It`s unlike any regime in all of history in any country. We`ve never seen this before.

BECK: OK. I know you have done briefings with the CIA. You`ve been to the Pentagon. You`ve done briefings at the White House. You`ve done briefings on all levels. I mean, I`ve talked to Benjamin Netanyahu about you. And he has told me that he understands what we`re facing. He has told me...

ROSENBERG: He does.

BECK: Yes, he gets it. Bush gets it.

ROSENBERG: I`ve not spoken to the president.

BECK: I have -- I have had sessions with him where I have gathered the impression that he understands the role of religion here and the times that we`re living in. Ronald Reagan was one of those guys. What is the percentage of people that -- that are controlling this situation, that are involved in this situation, that actually consider this to be something they should be concerned about?

ROSENBERG: Very few people in Washington have even heard of the biblical prophecies about Russia forming an alliance with Iran and Libya, Ezekiel 38 and 39 prophecies, much less any of the other Bible prophecies that you and I have been discussing all week. And I make it clear when I get invited to speak at the Pentagon, at the White House or Congress. I`m not there to persuade them of something. I really think it`s important that I, who was a political guy and not there as a lobbyist. Hey you should believe these are end of days and here`s what`s going to happen and here`s what you should do. I really don`t do that. I just want them to be educated and be aware of, as a backdrop. And they`re inviting me. I mean, I have not gone knocking on the door of the Pentagon or members of Congress. But there is a growing interest. Why? Because everyone in Washington is beginning to realize that they don`t really understand what`s happening in the Middle East. Events are -- are accelerating in a way that nobody expected them to go.

BECK: Condi Rice said about a year ago, and it made me break out in cold sweat when I first heard her say it. She said what we`re seeing now are birth pangs in the Middle East. That is specific language. Do you think she meant it? Explain what that language is implied...

ROSENBERG: Jesus was asked on the Mount of Olives by his disciples in Israel, overlooking Jerusalem, "When are you coming back? And what should we be watching for?" And he gave a list. He could have given a very Washington political answer, "No comment. Next question." But he gives a list: wars, rumors of war, all the things we`ve been talking about. And he says the wars and the terrorism, this is all the birth pangs. These are the beginnings of what`s coming. Just as my wife who`s had four children.

BECK: Yes.

ROSENBERG: You can see as you get closer...

BECK: They get closer.

ROSENBERG: ...the contractions, they`re more intense and closer together. That`s what we are seeing. Now, she is an evangelical Christian. I have no idea if Secretary Rice has an interest in Bible prophecy. I don`t know whether she planned to use that language in the context of the Middle East. But boy, it really was evocative of exactly what Jesus said would happen.

BECK: You said a minute ago, you`re not going up to the Hill, and you`re trying to campaign for it or anything like that. You know, I don`t know, if we`re -- nobody knows if we`re living in the end times. I personally, to be real frank with you, I think my kids will be here. I don`t know if I will be. But I think my kids will be here. But nobody knows. They`ve been saying this for thousands of years. I don`t want to be the guy who says -- I`d much rather -- honestly, it would be much easier for me, and I`d be, you know, more popular and everything else, if I got you on and I made fun of you for an hour. Do you want to be the guy who says, "Hey, pay attention. T